Stupid Long Bat (40″)
Stupid Long Bat (40″) Extra-long foam sword to be used as a down stick in LARP sports and redesigned in 2026 to be a highly responsive premium weapon!
Super fun to use with a small 16″ punch shield
We will run 2 styles of premium stupid bats until we see which is the foam-fighters’ favorite!
The oblong handle and flat pommel are for a comfortable hold in the shield arm.
The round handle and round pommel are for a main weapon in your dominant hand.
APPROX DIMENSIONS
Total Length of Sword: 40″
Approximate weight: The old style was about 15oz… the new 2026 model is 12-13oz!
Length of Handle: 11″-12″
Haft Padding: 3-5″
The diameter of Striking Surface: 2.5″ (omnis are made with a “blue” tube… flats are made with the secret sword reblade foam)
CONSTRUCTIONS DETAILS
Built on the lightweight .524 kitespar core.
Counterweighted handle
2lb Volara Striking Surface Foam
Insolite Stabby Tip
Biscuit Tipped Core
Durable Reinforced Pommel
Discontinued Features:
No more Rope Wrapped Handle
No more Rubberized Glove Grip





















zaphryous (verified owner) –
I bought this weapon on name alone. It’s more than worth it. Great for line fighting and down sticking.
offensiveline.dr (verified owner) –
Ordered a second one after my first one died from constant use. Perfect length for taller fighters and well balanced. It came in faster than expected, with the exact customizations I wanted. I have no clue why anyone would want this as a down stick, it belongs in your primary hand.
SHYFT (verified owner) –
A very nice solid beat stick! It’s perfect for a medium to large fighter that wants to reach out and “touch” somebody. My new line fighting bread n butter club.
Tomas (verified owner) –
This bat is nice enough that I’m leaving a review
Travis (verified owner) –
light weight and lots of fun. Totally worth it!